"Used to cry when I stubbed my toe. After being given a Cupacrete, I now kick doors open with my bare feet. My foot’s now totally fucked but it`s worth it."

Trent the Tradie

Sunshine West

"Warning: do not eat the concrete. Found that out the hard way. Still gave it 5 stars because im not a soft c*nt."

Bazza, Who Tried To Chew It

Darwin

Ran over the neighbours cat yesterday. I saw the 5 year old kid find it. The cat was still alive and screaming in pain. Blood was spraying everywhere, the kid fainted and landed on the cat. She got the blame for the whole thing. My Guilt is Unbearable. This has got nothing to do with the stupid cup, I just needed to tell someone…

Kevin the Mentally Unbreakable

Melbourne Clinic